On holidays my family likes to get together and talk about funny/ stupid things we have all done in our lives. From the cute baby stories to the time when Grandma climbed the fence, in heels, drunk as my mother watched as a little girl in the 60s. All the grandchildren in my family are older now ranging from 25-17. During one of our many reflecting periods, on Christmas, my Grandma begins to talk about when she was young. Now my grandma is a funny lady with many hilarious stories. I wou...
Thanks to twisted minds, this article appeared in my inbox this morning. This is too good NOT to spead unto others. Enjoy: What the Hell did I cram in my Anus Last Night? By Kyle Fitzer Oooooh. Gahhh. I'm really paying for it this time. I tell you, I've got to start being more careful. I'm not getting any younger. I don't even remember: What exactly did I cram in my anus last night? It feels like I drove a Mack truck through there. Thank God for Bufferin. I've never really thou...
Ever meet people that should have Theme Music? You know what I mean. Let us take for example the White Trash family in your neighborhood. Their's might sound something across between the theme of Roseanne and Sanford & Son. I met this woman the other day while getting my daily cup of brew. She had this beautiful blonde hair,nice smile, but the most annoying voice... sorta like Fran Drescher. We talked as we waited for our coffee, and all I could think about is this disco sounding music (...